Quiver & Quill

My Nigerian spammers apparently have changed their name to Michael and joined the U.S. military. Their method is the same but their style has changed. Mrs. Daommy Jones contacted me “with full urgency to save the life of a patient.” Sgt. Michael Thomas, who I guess is my buddy, contacted me to “solicit my allegiance as trustee.” My theory is that Michael Thomas’ unnamed partner actually is Mrs. Daommy Jones.

I’ll take all my blog readers to Nigeria to meet them as soon as the wire transfer clears.   

This hospital is contacting you with full urgency in other to save the life of one of our Promient patient.Sen.Achuman Idris of the upper house of assembly has been admmitted in our hospital for about 5days now which case is getting beyond tender care of a hospital in the third world country like ours.The person in question has been suffering and battling with “Prostate Caner” which was diagnose by the expert brought in by the managment of our hospital.In his words The Doctor said he could not ascertain the damage done on him so far due to limited facilities and equipment here on ground but base on the state and condition of the patient ;he requires urgent attention.He further advice that he should be flown abroad for proper check up and diagnoses in other for adequate treatment be reccomended and given to our patient.However the family has ressolve after meeting to fly him abroad and the responsibility of getting him good and adequate treatment has been saddle upon the management of this Hospital.Therefore we are reaching you to the following effect:a) The ablity to admmit and give adequate treatment to Sen.Achuman Idris base on the medical report that will be brought along including feeding.b) Accommodation plan for the patient along with two members of his family and the Doctor assign to the patient. Feeding plans of comming along person(s) is not the responsibility of your centre and therefore should not be included in your service cost.c) Your structure plan should be drawn on the above details for a period of 6weeks to begin with.d) Non publication or giving this information to members of the press in Nigeria or anywhere at all as this will make the family pull out of discussion.e)The total cost of this service should be work out in other for the family of the patient to delibrate upon.Imediately we get your report,Service Payment with modalities will be discuss and work out speedly by parties involve.Yours Sincerely,Mrs.Daommy Jones.Sec. Springfield HospitalEmail dommyjoe@yahoo.com 

Hello Pal,  

I do hope my email meet you in good health. I am Sgt. Michael Thomas Jr.a US military with the Engineering unit here in Ba’qubah Iraq. I am writing to solicityour allegiance as trustee to an asset value of $10 Million dollars that we are transferring out of this country.  

My partner and I are in need of a good partner someone we can trust to actualize this venture. The money is from oil proceeds and legal. But we are transferring it through a diplomatic pouch to your house directly or a safe and secured location of your choice via courier services. We seek your utmost confidentiality in this.  

Once you receive the fund, take out your own awesome reward of 15% and keep our own 85%for onward instruction on whether you’re shrewd enough in our assessment to invest the money.Your part of the deal is being the trustful custodian of the found. Our own part is sending it to you. 

If you’re agreeable get yourself a deal by replying to michael2002@yahoo.cn  

I which to furnish you with more details. I awaiting your urgent response.  

Your Buddy. Sgt. Michael Thomas Jr.

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