Quiver & Quill

My girlfriend was in a car accident yesterday. When I arrived at the scene, I interviewed several witnesses. A gentleman holding a baby volunteered his information. I wrote down his name and number.

Do you have an e-mail, sometimes it’s easier than bothering you on the phone you know…”He looked at me and replied, “Don’t spam me.”

Are you kidding me? It’s no longer about ambulance chasing lawyers but spam producing marketers. I wanted to respond, “You know, as much as I love speaking with you and not consoling my crying girlfriend, I saw this great opportunity to get your email address and add it to my collection of people to spam.”

Common sense is uncommon.

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